One time, when Trent and I were dating, we were just chillin in my apartment after a long day of work. It had been a rough week so my legs were unshaved, (as well as the rest of my body,) but I was wearing jeans so I threw my legs up on Trent's lap and didn't think another thought about it.
We were just chattin and then I noticed him inspecting my toes. Again, I didn't really think much about it because I had just gotten a pedicure and I have cute pudgy toes.
Side note: Trent doesn't get grossed out easily but he has to touch EVERYTHING! If we are in a store and something catches his eye, he HAS to touch it!
His eye caught my stubbly toe hair. Of course he was immediately drawn to it and had to touch it. (Like Frodo to the ring.)
He then started lightly poking at my toe hair and said, "huh. I didn't know girls had toe hair."
I gasped a little and looked deep into his eyes with a look that could only be described as horror. This was the one thing I was going to hide from him in marriage! I never wanted him to know!! It's not like I had hobbit feet, just little stubbles that I took care of!!
Anyway, there was horror in my eyes. I felt my upper lip start to stiffen, my eyes started to burn.
And then the flood came.
"iiii jjj ussst am ss ss sssooo ugly! mm mm mmy toes are ss ss sssooo grosssss! i ii ii am hairy ll lli lliike a doooodddeeeee!!!!!
bbuuuuuuhhhaaaaahhhhhmmmmeeeeewaaaahhhhh!"
While Trent was sitting there absolutely stunned, my dear roommate Sasha walked in and saw me sobbing. Being the great friend she is she looked from me, to Trent, back to me and said to Trent,
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!!!!!"
I just looked up all sad and said, "h hhee just dissscuvvveerred m m mm mmy.........*gasp*...mmm mmm mmmy, TOE HAIR!! aaahhhjfjneijoalksjeifljailejriljuuuuugggghhhhhhh"
Sash just kind of looked at me, then back to Trent, then back to me, and a hint of a smile started creeping across her face. Trent started smirking too. Then I started giggling and laughing. Then they both hugged me and Sash just said, "oh honey...hehehe".
And that's how Trent discovered I occasionally have toe hair.