Story Time - Trent's Worst Kiss Ever

Yesterday I was teasing Trent about his worst kiss and I thought I would share it with you! My worst kiss featured an almost midget boy kissing me in a most passionate way, his features an *ahem* large nosed, vivacious girl doing the same to him.

He swears she kissed him, and I totally believe him...except...he didn't really stop her...hehehehe

So Trent was playing pool with this girl he considered a "friend" and in true Trent manner he says he was just chillin in the corner waiting for his turn. Then, she turned to look at him, fire burning in her Latina eyes. She started walking towards him, swishing her hips with every step. Trent didn't know what to do. Being the entirely unassuming man he is, he just thought she was coming on over to say what's up.

This girl pushed him against the wall and looked deep into his squinty eyes, then moved in quickly before Trent "had a chance to move". Her rather large nose hit Trent before anything else, (which he says was very disconcerting,) then...she stuck her tongue in his mouth.

This was on the last day of the semester so I think she just thought after a semester of pining over Trent she should be a modern woman and take matters into her own hands! I also have it on good authority that Trent's girl friend's, (who are now my good friends,) may have egged this girl on! mwahaha!

Poor Trent, he is just too cute for his own good.

2012

So I had this whole thing designed for my New Year's Resolutions. There was like this 1950's banner with the quote, "You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays..." with classic numbering and all.

Well I accidentally quit out of it without saving and decided that since it is mid-January it wouldn't matter how they looked but that I should just get going on them.

Anyway, New Year's Resolutions!!

1. Get preggers

2. Get Trent into grad school

3. Build up a design business

4. Build a website for the business

5. Graduate...maybe law school...I'm sick of school...

6. Move out of Idaho, (anywhere south of the Idaho/Utah border)

7. Go on a sweet trip out of the country with Trent

8. Lose 40 pounds/Be healthy

9. Go to the ocean

10. Follow the Dave Ramsey plan

A New Blog For You To Read...

And it's written by my main man! I honestly never though Trent would have a blog, but I am so happy he does. It's all about tea! He brews a cup at least everyday and watches documentaries on it. How cool would it be to start a tea shop together?!? (next to our skate shop...)

It's Business Time

Now that I have survived finals, (barely), it's business time. I have a lot of ideas of things I wanna do and a lot of goals for the new year. I've never really been one for the whole "New Years Resolutions" thing but there must be a reason that millions of people every year make them. So while I'm thinking about that, check out the potential business card I did tonight!

 

  I probably won't actually use it, I was looking at other people's business cards while I designed it and then realized that it looked a bit similar! I hate it when that happens; you see something that inspires you so much you start creating and then realize you created version 2.0 of their design. But hey, it's a start! 

Goodnight y'all! It's lovely to see you again!

10 Things...

1. Me = Highly unmotivated this semester. (Zero idea what I really want to do with my life career wise.)

2. I'm gonna apply for an online job this week, I swear.

3. I will shamelessly stuff my face on Thursday, & Friday. (Leftovers)

4. Me = Crazy baby hungry. Must hold all babies.

5. I want this job so I can get unnecessary things like Mac make-up, eyelash extensions and a tanning package.

6. Trent wants babies too, he just doesn't want me to go into labor during my final, finals.

7. I miss the sun, I miss the heat, I miss the ocean, I miss the desert, I miss palm trees, I miss weather over 50, I miss a sun warmed car, I miss flip flops, I miss no jackets.

8. My abs are pretty flat right now. Except for when I sit or wear clothes.

9. Been hustlin' all kinds of deals lately, free trim (hair) for me & Trent, cheap food, free toilet paper... you get creative in college.

10. Realized today that any man who is willing to get stuck in the arm with a capri-sun straw sized needle, twice a week, for three years, just for $50 bucks to pay for the basics, is a real man. And he loves me. (He gives plasma!)

Chillin...

As I've probably mentioned before, Trent can fall asleep anywhere.

Right now, after a long week, we are both lying on the floor in our office. Me watching my brainless but kinda awesome girly shows, (vampire diaries, gossip girl, etc) and Trent lying next to me snoring away!

If he lies down long enough this is what happens, and I have always been jealous of it! All we did was watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory and he was out! His snores give me the chills because they wake me up at night. I hear the deep breathing getting louder and louder and I start getting really anxious! I usually shake the bed or shove him a little and he stops. Sometimes it will kind of wake him up and he will give me one of his famous Trent Quotes.

Well, this was super random, but he's cute. The end.

Beth y Colton

Remember how I posted that I am available for graphic design work to expand my portfolio?

Well my cousin recently got married and gave me the opportunity to design her invites!

(And may I say that when I received them I was relieved to see she picked something good to print the design on?!? Not that I thought she wouldn't; Beth has impeccable taste!)